I’ll Be Happy When

Tucson Camp

The article is not about my friends in the photo.

I put them in the article because we’re happy when we ride together. So… I will be happy when I ride with my friends.

That’s a start.


A story about a friend that, like me, can struggle with happiness. In his case, extreme athletic success leaves him feeling empty. To top it off, he has a large public profile which leaves him exposed to the people that hate us for no reason.

We spent an evening talking and I shared the best things that I learned by leaving a career that paid me a lot of money.

If you’re not happy with your current success then you’re unlikely to be satisfied with more.

In a couple years, you will forget why you needed to change and trick yourself into coming back to something that wasn’t able to satisfy you in the first place.

Be sure to write it down.

All of these apply to my life. I’ll be happy when…

  • I graduate from school
  • I get into school
  • I’m promoted to partner
  • I run sub 60, 45, 40, 35 minutes for a 10K
  • I race sub-9 at an Ironman triathlon
  • I get my weight under 190, 180, 170, 160 pounds
  • I win a race
  • I win another race
  • I win a world championship
  • I pay off my loans
  • I borrow more loans
  • I save $1,000 / $10,000 / $100,000 / $250,000 / $1,000,000 or more
  • I find someone to love me
  • I buy a big house
  • I sell a big house
  • I own an Alfa Romeo Spider
  • I sell an Alfa Romeo Spider


Make it real, write it down, see how it makes you feel. This tip works like magic!

When you do it, PAY ATTENTION.

Did it work?

After 30 years of ticking off goals, I’ve come to see a pattern that amuses me.

  • I have to admit that achieving goals fails to provide lasting satisfaction
  • There seems to be chronic dissatisfaction stalking one side of my personality
  • But I tell myself that’s OK because dissatisfaction helps me strive towards my goals
  • And by achieving my goals…
  • I’m likely to continue to be dissatisfied

And, I watched my wife and kids – who are deeply happy.

And, I realized that the “things that make me unhappy” don’t happen all that often. Just like the happy things, they are temporary. What makes them linger is carting them around afterwards.

And I could see my internal voice constantly tempting me towards dissatisfaction by saying I need to get more and more stuff done.

Here’s what I know is likely to work most days – run in the morning, write, ride in the afternoon. Between those three things, do what needs to be done, ideally by helping others.


Miniature train rides (above) also seem to work well – for us and the train conductor! I’m happy for that guy.

What’s your formula?


Helping Kids Under Stress

escalatedWhile a certain amount of tears are inevitable, half of my kids’ meltdowns can be diffused by a simple technique.

  • Ground Yourself – two deep breaths for me
  • Slow It Down – give both of us a chance to chill
  • Mirror It Back – being understood is a basic human need

You’ll be amazed at the healing effect this has on the kids (and adults) around you. I’ve tried to make this my default response pattern and it works great.

The opposite method (quick automatic reactions) escalates most situations.

Let your kid be the hero – give her a chance to show you that she can handle whatever she faces.

Here’s a simple script…

  • Daughter takes a spill and is on the edge of a meltdown.
  • Dad: Wow! You just hit your knee
  • Daughter: Sniffle, sniffle
  • Dad: That must have really hurt when you hit your knee. You need ice?
  • Daughter: It’s OK Dad, I’m alright
  • Dad: You are a strong girl, Lexi.

I’m amazed by the number of times that my kids comfort me when I acknowledge what they are feeling.

Should You Borrow?

Last year, 50% of my cost of living was related to preschool fees and childcare expenses.

This cost can be a source of anxiety, especially when faced with a grumpy toddler. Interestingly, the only cure appears to be: (a) train morning and night; and (b) write an article during the day. If I do that then life seems pretty good.

Another way to counteract the anxiety is to raise enough cash so that I’ve funded my childcare expenses from now until my youngest is in school, five days a week.

I’ve been looking at borrowing against an investment property. Even though it is irrational to borrow (now) to reduce anxiety about a future expense, I’ve been thinking about putting a loan in place.

Here’s my advice to myself. You might find it useful as debt markets improve for borrowers.


Should I borrow?
Generally no.

However, there are some exceptions that have worked for my family.

Housing – A 30-year fixed loan for a well-located home that has a cost of ownership (mortgage, taxes, insurance, repairs) that is materially less than your cost to rent. If you are unlikely to move for a decade then this type of loan can be a great deal.

There’s a lot in the paragraph above: location, buy vs rent analysis, likelihood of staying put and ability to hold long-term. To stack the deck in your favor, each of these characteristics is essential.

Saving – some folks struggle to save. So a mortgage, particularly a shorter duration one (like 15 years), is a form of forced savings that would not otherwise happen. Still, being locked into a location for 15 years is a big commitment, and inappropriate for most young people.

With real estate, on average, I’ve sold within three years. As a result, the investment return is greatly reduced by the large fees and expenses. To encourage myself hesitate, I assume that I’m losing 10% of the purchase price immediately after I buy. This makes it much more attractive to rent, and if that goes well, then buy small.


The freedom that comes from a debt-free life is empowering and, my willingness to do “no deal,” has saved me from many expensive errors.

My hit rate on offers has been less than 35% and I’ve been fortunate to miss out on some deals.


I’ve been thinking about taking out a loan on an investment property that I own. So, I asked my financial adviser his thoughts and he came up with:

Borrow to buy income

Borrow for specific purpose, say, in advance of money coming in later that will repay the loan

Borrow early in one’s career to buy assets that can be used to good affect and which will likely appreciate – eg home mortgages // but remember that being able to move at short notice can be a great way for rapid career advancement

Borrow to avoid selling assets at a bad time market wise – this one is huge and why I like to have a line of credit available to my family (as well as at least one year’s living expenses held in cash)

Borrowing to supplement cash flow is dodgy unless you know how cash flow is going to increase thereby enabling you to repay – this is the classic way the we end up underwater with credit card debt.

In private equity we had a saying – never fund operating losses. In other words, force yourself to cover your cost of living. If you can’t do that then scale back your living. With my childcare costs, I’ve been running an operating loss for five years and it is a source of stress. More debt, to facilitate more spending, is rarely a cure for financial anxiety.

It’s tempting to borrow when the debt markets are good. I’ve found debt to be most useful when:

  • It sits in a company and is non-recourse
  • It is fixed-rate and used to purchase assets that can generate a significant premium to my cost of finance

Where things have gone well, I’ve tended to take a binary approach. I will either invest in a highly leveraged company or, in the case of my personal portfolio, invest in the assets directly, without additional debt.

The key thing to remember is you don’t need to borrow and it’s awful to trade your freedom for something that doesn’t cure your condition.

Aside from professional education, most ‘things’ don’t make a difference – especially when compared to the health benefits of living a lower stress life.

Five Years A Father

Denver Zoo Spring Break 2014Five and a half years into parenthood, what stands out.

First, you don’t need to make the kids a priority. Babies, toddlers and preschoolers are extremely effective at expressing their needs!

Second, I’d strongly recommend being a binary parent with your core values. If you’re not into physical and verbal abuse – give yourself a blanket no hit and no yell policy. This saves you having to decide if a situation merits abusing your kids or spouse.

It’s surprisingly easy to fall into abusive habits. I’m a lot more aggressive than I realized pre-kids. Part of why I volunteer is to atone for the remorse I feel with regard to my thoughts about my children!

Don’t worry about the difficulties. Everyone deals with the same stuff and our minds do a good job of forgetting about misery. Two practical tips here…

Spend time listening to other parents talking about their situation. It will always make you feel better.

When fellow parents ask how you are doing, answer them “I’m OK now” or “I’m good now” or, perhaps, “I’m great now.”

The second tip is an effective tactic to avoid carrying the past into the future. Only a small minority of moments will be truly miserable. These moments can be high energy and, therefore, easily remembered. I can be bring myself to tears if I focus on my strongest memories of despair. Not a good habit. On the flip side, when things get so bad they become funny, those are the memories that make a marriage.

A Flower For DaddyOne of the most surprising things has been the moments of pure bliss. Sometimes I get so happy that my body tingles. Transcendental experiences.

Christmas 2013Take a lot of pictures. Print out the pictures that trigger joy in you – I can feel my heart as I look at the photos that I share this week.

It’s not possible to have too many positive triggers. There are days, and nights, when you’ll need them!

Screen saverBased on our home life, there are three things that you, and your spouse will be tempted to let slide: sleep, marriage and health.

Further, you’re likely to get so washed out, that you’ll be grateful if your spouse drops sleep or health to make your life easier.

Carving out time to maintain your marriage is inconvenient. However, it’s essential to avoid finding yourself lost. Your kids are going to keep on rolling either way.

Laugh as a family.

Losing Five To Ten


Every athlete that I’ve ever coached has thought that their life would be better if they lost five to ten pounds. This belief flows through most my friends, my coaches, my wife and myself.

Nothing in my life, requires me to be in a state of perpetually losing weight, yet I spend 95% of my year trying to whittle myself down. In case you’re wondering, the other 5% of the year sees rapid weight gain. My personal best is gaining more than 20 pounds in the two weeks after Ironman New Zealand 2004.

Similar to my athletic goals, my desire to be unnaturally lean has caused me to make poor decisions.

Where do my irrational desires come from?

Can I moderate the influence of irrational desire in my life?

As a recovering addict can tell you – if you want to make a change then you need to take a break from the sources of your addiction. The first step in freeing myself was changing my health club.

I used to train with the fastest group of triathletes on the planet. For an athlete with ample self-confidence, it is an ideal environment to motivate one’s self to do whatever it takes to win races.

As my life shifted, I noticed the group was having an adverse effect on my self-esteem and I was being a dick to people. I listened to how we spoke about each other and what we valued in ourselves. I’d get a kick out of the most-skinny triathletes in America commenting about which one of us was “too skinny.” Of course, Mr. Too Skinny would head out the next weekend and crush the field – reaffirming our collective desire to get lighter and lighter. With my pals, losing weight is always the right answer.

Here’s the lesson – the neuroses of our peers will become our goals.

We can’t create self-esteem by changing to match the requirements of others. However, we can change the people with whom we spend our time, and let behavioral psychology do the work for us.

What do you need more of?

Spend time giving to people with less.

Lessons From A Year Of Giving

GivingIn 2013, we decided to give away a small percentage of our taxable income. We’re going to try again in 2014. Here’s what I learned…

To make giving happen, I need a budget. Having the budget also makes me more willing to give because I don’t get caught in a cycle of thinking I “can’t afford” to help or thinking that our giving is too small to make a difference.

I need to remember the giving makes a greater difference to the giver than to the recipient.

The process we used was:

  • Decide on an annual amount
  • Split into monthly allocations
  • Give monthly

Small gifts offer the most satisfaction. This surprised me. The easiest way to describe the positive sensation is…

  • The spirit moves me to give
  • I’m open to that feeling
  • I give
  • I feel good (by not having to close myself to not give)

The size of the gift isn’t important for the “feel good” and I try to always have dollar bills with me. Here’s The Dollar Game that my wife and I played.

What seems to be most important is being open to receive a call to give, then heeding that call.

Giving is a learning process. I had some gifts that didn’t work out from my end and I learned from them. I can group them into categories…

Facilitating something I don’t believe in – giving money to alcoholics so they can buy booze, for example. That didn’t work out well for me. Sitting here now, I don’t regret those gifts but think it was a good decision to keep them small.

Some people, and institutions, don’t need help. An example, might be giving money to a wealthy alma mater, a for-profit corporation, or an inefficient charity. With individuals, struggle is what gives meaning to life, and valuable feedback. I’ve had a poor hit rate with individual sponsorships.

This year, 90% of the money and 100% of the time that we gave away worked for us. That’s an outstanding return for the first year. So I want to remember…

  • Have a budget
  • Keep it small and frequent
  • Stay open to helping
  • Learn from the process

More on Bike Trailers


Had some follow up questions on my Endurance Corner Article - Active Parents.

What’s the best trailer?

I use a double trailer as it lets me cram two preschoolers inside for a trip to school.

Double Trailer

When I’m going on a longer ride, I take one kid at a time and can fit in everything I need to keep her comfortable.



On my longest trailer ride (5 hrs total time), we climbed to 12,000 ft and she had lunch, blanket, iPad, pillow and headphones in with her. In the end, she ate a snack, played a little music on speaker and enjoyed the view.

Any tips to get started?

  • Keep it short – I started with 20 minutes and have found that under an hour is best
  • Keep it fun
  • Always be willing to stop – they settle eventually
  • Remember your passengers are in the shade and not riding – lots of clothing and blankets
  • If you are a keen cyclist then the high-end trailers are well worth the money

What bike is best?

I use a full suspension 29er mountain bike.

I have a triple front chain ring and a ton of gears.

Without the trailer, I can get up most everything in Colorado with my middle chain ring. So the smallest ring is for climbing steep stuff with the trailer and when I’m above tree line.

Don’t use a high-end road bike with thin walled tubes – there is additional torque that runs through the system that can ruin your frame.

If you’re doing a long mountain descent then the disc brakes are essential to control speed and avoid overheating the braking system.

I’m mainly on pavement but we will do some hard packed dirt occasionally.


Overall, the trailer is an excellent workout. I can blast myself with a 30-45 minute climb and be home in under an hour.